It looks like I'll have to fend off another Birthday Beast. I got a new nephew yesterday! Turns out he had a thick head of hair to boot! However, this ultimately attracts Headohairsaurus so we'll need to be on the lookout.
Headohairsaurus likes to show up unexpectedly at nurseries across the world to have hair contests. Headohairsaurus tends to be very insecure and vain so, he can be annoying. Welcome to the world my nephew Dev! Now be vigilant.