The Wrinkler

Sometimes when I get a load of nice, clean clothes from the wash I like to let them pile up on the floor as a special reward to myself. By the next morning as I hurry to work I pick up a shirt from the same pile only to discover how insanely wrinkled it is! This is the work of The Wrinkler.

The Wrinkler can transport to different piles of clothes from any house, any neighborhood, and any country. It knows no bounds. I've seen its work all over. If you have a pile of clothes in your house, it will find a way. You have been warned. Curse you Wrinkler. Curse you.

In Utah

I'll post when I get a chance. I'm in Utah celebrating my nephew's 1st birthday!

Polarbear Flamethrower

Polarbear Flamethrower is mad at the society. He used to sit and ponder about different ways of taking over the world. Unfortunately there is little one can do living in the Arctic.

Then one day he discovered a flamethrower encased in ice. The wheels of evil thoughts began to spin in his mind. He now burns off chunks of icebergs sending them to civilizations as harbingers of doom.

Starcraft 2. That's where I've been.

I'll return to more villainy starting tomorrow. Over labor day weekend I got obsessed with Starcraft 2 and disappeared into a protoss warp prism. What I find frustrating is the game itself is just okay. But they put these damn achievements in there that I just had to get. I actually lost sleep happily trying to get those.

Arguably, the biggest strength in Starcraft was their multiplayer function delivered through their Battlenet servers. Unfortunately, this has been utterly destroyed in Starcraft 2 with "Battlenet 2.0"... In my opinion this puts the longevity of Starcraft 2 in doubt. I suppose I found a villain today after all.

Left Sock Sally

Left Sock Sally is the villain who steals our left socks out of the wash. It is some kind of twisted hobby for her I guess.

Special thanks to Corey Vuelta for this villainous idea