Sunday, January 29, 2012


Garth was an unusual gator of Backwould Swamp. Instead of putting deodorant on like the rest of the animals in the swamp he chose to stay stinky. Alas, Backwould Swamp slowly became unbearable.

Due to the number of complaints a hazardous materials investigator was called in. Unfortunately, we never learned the name of the investigator after he removed his mask for a quick smoke. The light of the match mixed with Garth's fumes ignited the investigator to instant ash leaving his suit preserved. Garth came upon the suit and retrofitted it to enhance his stench while protecting himself. He now wanders the land to teach everyone a lesson... I don't know what the lesson is... Do you?

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Fun Comix: Featuring the Armchair Schemer

Hi Everyone,

I introduce you to the official first comic strip of this villainous blog! Welcome to Fun Comix!

This comic features one of my favorite villains- The Armchair Schemer. Enjoy.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Tommy the Turtleneck

Tommy was once an average turtle. One day he waddled into a local department store and saw a turtleneck sweater on clearance. He bought the sweater and has worn it ever since.

He now thinks he fits in with high society sipping scotch and smoking cigarettes while laughing at all the turtle friends of his past. What a jerk.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

RockBeard The Pirate

Sometimes when getting up in the morning I like a nice clean shave. This comes to a screeching halt when I discover a blunt and dull razor blade is grabbing my skin. I then realize I have been visited by Rockbeard The Pirate.

Rockbeard the pirate was cursed many years ago. He was cursed after stealing a treasure chest belonging to a fellow pirate Madrussa the Stone Gazer. His whiskers did not escape her stone stare resulting in a petrified abomination of a beard.

He now sails the high seas in search of the perfect razor and shave, longing for the refreshing after shave lotion sensation to calm his weathered skin. He currently breaks into ships and unsuspecting land dwellers' homes stealing brand new razors and replacing them with dull, useless, versions. Be on the lookout.