Sunday, January 29, 2012


Garth was an unusual gator of Backwould Swamp. Instead of putting deodorant on like the rest of the animals in the swamp he chose to stay stinky. Alas, Backwould Swamp slowly became unbearable.

Due to the number of complaints a hazardous materials investigator was called in. Unfortunately, we never learned the name of the investigator after he removed his mask for a quick smoke. The light of the match mixed with Garth's fumes ignited the investigator to instant ash leaving his suit preserved. Garth came upon the suit and retrofitted it to enhance his stench while protecting himself. He now wanders the land to teach everyone a lesson... I don't know what the lesson is... Do you?


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