Martini Hyeni

Martini Hyeni is not a typical hyena. He never laughs. Ever.

Noticing that he did not get along with his hyena brethren he turned his attention to a local hipster bar. Donning a turtleneck he infiltrated the bar and sampled his first martini. He never looked back. He changed the last letter of his hyena name to rhyme with his favorite drink.

Martini Hyeni can be found at various hipster bars in the city. Since he has a permanent look of seriousness he rarely has trouble fitting in. His goal is to never laugh at any joke that comes his way. He ruins the confidence of comedians everywhere. He also carries a man purse.