Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Upgraded Villain: Minotaur with cell phone GPS and sports drink

It always bugged me how the Minotaur was stuck in the labyrinth. It wasn't his fault his mom tricked the Cretan bull into copulating with her in a mechanical cow suit. On top of that they keep him in a maze to keep him confused.

Now it seems like a bunch of punks go down to his pad, tease him and/or kill him, and run away laughing just because he exists.

No more.

I've upgraded him with a sports bottle and GPS phone. He'll never get lost again. I also gave him workout clothes. Air Jordan shorts will make him feel like a winner.


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