Sunday, February 12, 2012

Baldy Mammoth

Baldy Mammoth lived during prehistoric times. Unlike other wooly mammoths Baldy was obsessed with being hairless. Unfortunately for him he shaved one too many times and his hair stopped growing. He soon realized how much he missed his wooly hair. He took it out on his mammoth brethren and began assaulting them, insisting every one of them be hairless like him with a razor. He keeps a collection of shaved hair atop his head as a toupee trophy from his victims.


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